When I was younger it seemed like I was always asked "What's your most embarrassing moment" and I could never think of anything. Now that I have kids, I have hundreds of embarrassing moments. Whether it's a baby loudly filling their diaper in the middle of church or a child trying to say "space ship" only using a "t" instead of a "p" in ship--these moments are hilarious and plentiful. So here's a couple recent moments worth mentioning:
1) The Transvestite at Walmart--Okay, we were going through the checkout at Walmart and our teller was a Pat--well actually a "Cameron". This guy/girl was wearing a skirt, but I swear it was a man. Anyways, Kya said to me loudly "Is that a boy or a girl??" What was I supposed to say??? I kind of looked at the teller in confusion and then said "Well she's wearing a skirt, so it must be a girl", then the teller spoke and his/her voice was very manly. Kya then said with a giggle "No, Mom, it's a boy not a girl!" I was mortified.
2) Pantsless in Taco Bell--I was in line to order food at Taco Bell. The kids were playing in one of those photo booths with the curtain. Next thing I knew one of the customers sitting eating her food said "I think your son has no pants on". I looked into the photo booth and there was Tyson with no pants on AND NO DIAPER!!! Oh my gosh!!
How boring would life be without these little ones?!
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