Kya: Mom can you do fart noises with your armpit like Dad?
Mom: No, I've never been able to do that.
Kya: Maybe you aren't old enough. Maybe you have to be 40 to do that. I can make that sound with my mouth, but not my armpit.
Mom: Some kids can do it too--you don't have to be 40!
Kya: I know what you need to do--practice, practice, practice. You have to try really hard and practice a lot. Then maybe you can do it Mom. Just keep practicing all day.
I really don't know why she thought I wanted to learn to make fart noises with my armpit, but I guess she thinks it's pretty cool. I'm sure once school starts a few boys from Kindergarten will really impress her.
2 comments:
you should read some of my "quotable quotes"! she's so darn cute! well actually all your kids are!
she'd really be impressed by Dalton and Dane making farting noises with straws behind their knees (legs bent). i'm so proud.
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